The Tynedale Hotel is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic promenade,only 20 metres from the beach and just a pleasant level stroll to the beautiful,well-preserved pier, theatre, and shops.

MOCK CRUISE INCLUDES:

• Cabin accommodation to include breakfast and dinner on board

• Afternoon tea, coffee and cake

• Four-course themed dinners

• Flambé style show cooking

• Rum punch welcome reception

• Beer and Bratwurst ice bar festival

• A fabulous James Bond-inspired Captain’s cocktail party, fun casino and black-tie dinner

Cabaret entertainment each evening

Great authentic props, cinematography, deck games and maybe a camel somewhere along the way!!

*WE LAUNCHED OUR FIRST LANDLUBBERS CRUISE BACK IN 1992; WE NEVER EXPECTED IT TO BECOME OUR MOST POPULAR HOLIDAY ON OUR YEAR PLANNER. Yet 33 years later here we are launching a Brand-New Cruise for our 2025 sailing season. The most important aspect of our Landlubbers cruise is that we actually create the feeling and atmosphere, for you, of actually having been at sea on a cruise ship. Years of experience and investment of time and money, together with a very loyal crew and the ability to remain current has in no doubt been the key to our success. WE sail FOR four-night cruises departing FORPORTS OF CALL: OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA – COLOGNE, GERMANY – *TYNEDALE HOTEL OVER 33 YEARS OF MOCK CRUISING!

ALL THIS PLUS EXCURSIONS

PORTS OF CALL

OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA

COLOGNE, GERMANY

SKOPELOS, GREECE

PHUKET, THAILAND

*TYNEDALE HOTEL OVER 33 YEARS OF MOCK CRUISING!

ALL THIS PLUS EXCURSIONS

*DON’T FORGET YOUR FANCY DRESS OUTFITS

*NOT COMPULSORY.